Cat Girl Without Salad

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So I ended up getting some free games from Humble

So I downloaded this game Cat Girl Without Salad. I did not know what to expect whatsoever. From the menu and other images, I thought well this might be some kind of girly neon cat girl dress-up game or something of the sort.
But what I got was way better.
A side-scrolling shooter, with tons of pop culture references. But in a weird future, Space Cat Girl is totally confused by them all. Like instead of years being well numbers they are now a bunch of really weird phrases. Bright Neon colors and cute characters.
You use the basic awsd controls to move around then you use the arrows to shoot. (The arrows shoot stuff for some reason I believe were the instructions.)
You can shoot enemies to get health back in the form of pizza and burgers. Or get cartridges to power up your gun in the form of old video games. Like a pink version of Pac-Man chomping across the screen in the area, you shoot it at each of the enemies. The only problem is you have to wait till it is gone and you can shoot another. There is also a jumping man and the one game you shoot balls at other balls to knock them off of the same color? (I can't remember the name and I'm too lazy to look it up.)
Fight, radical gators, kitties in those capsule balls you get from the quarter machines, and even space invaders. Because references?


But really why does she not have any salad, I'm sure she yelled about not wanting to eat healthy somewhere in the middle.

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